The Supervillian’s Lifting Modus Operandi and Links to Literary Exploits

            I am conscious of people’s needs and wish them to be constantly sated.  I don’t have a major article to post right now (I will soon, however), so I figured I’d keep you entertained with my current lifting routine and some literary nonsense.  So again, enjoy the accoutrements before the main course.

The Villainous Routine

            The primary focus of my routine is strength (in the major lifts), size, and the maintenance or reduction of body fat.  I’ve been immersed in this particular routine for approximately two months now and I can say that it is accomplishing all the aforementioned goals.

All the following lifting days are preceeded by dynamic stretching and some jumprope/heavybag/pad work as a warm-up.

Monday

Closegrip Bench Press-I usually perform as many triples as possible with a decided weight (around the 80%-90% area.)  All my benching is done paused on the chest.  Attempt to progress in weight each week.

Strict Overhead Press-A few triples, a few doubles, and a couple singles.  I use whatever weight feels somewhat heavy.  I don’t abide by a strict weekly progression for this.

***These first two movements take up a little more than half the session.  The following accessory work is done with very short rest periods.***

Chin-ups or Close Grip Pull-ups-About four sets.  Start with bodyweight and then progressively add weight each set.  Just trying to hit the upper-back.  Sometimes to break monotony I'll do V-handle Lat Pulldowns.

Rear-deltoid Raises-3 sets 10-15 reps

Face-pulls or Seated Dumbbell Cleans-3 sets 10-15 reps.  If I feel as if my upper back has been appropriately hit, I may do a couple sets of 15-20 with triceps pushdowns instead.

Core-Core is usually done every day.  I pick whatever movement tickles my fancy that day.  I alternate between Ab Wheel, Leg Raises, Cable Twists, Suitcase Deadlifts, Planks, and Toes to Bar.  No fucking crunching.

Tuesday

Squats-I perform as many sets of triples or four as I can with a decided weight.  I attempt to progress every week.  If the progression is not possible, I’ll drop the weight a bit and begin the progression from there.  Squatting takes up almost 3/4th’s of this session.

Front-squats or Leg Press-Depends on my mood.  It’s either heavy triples with front squats or a couple sets of 15-20 with leg press.  I try to do the front squats though.

Machine Leg Curls-Standing, seated, lying down, whatever.  Just a few light, high rep sets to get the blood flowing and do rehabilitation work.

Core

Wednesday

A light, quick, recovery day.

Biceps-I quickly blast through three biceps exercises.  Barbell curls, swiss bar curls, hammer curls, cable curls, incline curls, etc.  Just pick whatever you’d like.

Face-pulls

Rear-deltoid raises or rear-deltoid fly on the pec-dec machine.

Core

Thursday

Bench press-I do three week microcycles with a specific weight.  Singles one week, doubles the next, and triples the final week.  Then I begin a new cycle with a heavier weight.

Close-grip Bench Press-Just two high rep sets.

Klokov Press-3-5 sets of 3-8 reps.

***This will take up about 3/4th’s of the session***

Dumbbell Incline Press-A couple sets 10-12 reps.  Nothing too heavy.  If my shoulders feel overworked, I may just do Chest Cable Flys instead.

Rolling Triceps Extensions-3 sets 6-10 reps

Triceps Rope Pushdowns-2-3 sets 10-15 reps

Core

Friday

Friday is by far my longest training session with the most compound, heavy movements.  It’s deadlift day, punks.

Deadlift-I run three week microcycles alternating between the sumo, conventional, and deficit deadlift.  Each week of the microcycle I pull a progressively heavier weight.  Only singles.  The third week of the microcycle is a max, per say.

Squat-I work up to a heavy single or double.

Stiff-leg Deadlift- 1 set of 5 and 1 set of 3.  Heavy.

Shrugs-3 sets of 6-10 reps.  Heavy.

Barbell Pendlay Rows-3-5 sets of 5 reps.  Heavy.

Reverse Grip Lat Pulldowns-2-3 sets of 12-20 reps.  Light (because your balls may be falling off at this point.)

Core

Saturday

Saturday is another light/recovery day.  I’ll do a light cable row and a light lat pulldown.  Then I’ll do bench press triples with 50% weight.  Then maybe some squat triples with 50% weight.  Some core and then I’m out.

Sunday

Good Gautama; a goddamn day off.

In addition to this lifting routine, I’ll do a couple sessions of static stretching and some sparring.

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Extraneous Literary Exploits

            I figured I may as well post some of my recently published stuff.  Enjoy.  Any questions, comments, or insults, feel free to leave them.   




In honor of the XXX Olympic Games

2 comments:

  1. Do you use the same target volume for your bench press with singles/doubles/triples (7-10 total reps) or does that change from week to week?

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    1. Yeah, if I did 10 singles the first week, I would try to do 5 doubles the second week, and then 3-4 triples the third/final week of the microcycle.

      Another alternative, which I sometimes do to break monotony is as follows: Since I do a lot of volume with close grip bench press on Mondays (5-8 sets of 3-4 reps), I'll just do one true working/intense set with conventional bench press on Thursday. I work up to a particular weight and I decide upon a certain number of reps which I feel will bring me close to failure.

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