Form: The Ineluctable Determinant of Your Immortality or Instantaneous Death

Everyone knows that the Hawaii islands were formed by several volcanic eruptions.  But did you know that the authors of Beastio Theorio were formed by Zeus erupting onto the busty, ample, lolling tits of Hera?

In this brief piece we discuss what every insecure and trepidatious lifter wants us to discuss: Form.  We provide basic tips, explain our personal forms, and allude to the multitude of forms which have presented themselves in strength history. 

(A quick interlude:  I still remember the comical day in which I was performing good-mornings at the now emasculated USF Recreation Center, and some lithe and lissome male informed me that it was “dangerous to squat like that.”)

So give it a watch, pleasure yourself to our visage, and send us questions on whether your 135 lbs. deadlift is executed safely or not.